Douche Bag Maximus

Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.
ass hole who hates all black people. Bastardbigotracistnazi. He is the end all Douche Bag Maximus
by Mike Pizow April 28, 2011
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DJ Douche Bag

A very dirty South Florida queer reference, meaning a man that will sacrifice any orifice for the pleasure of another South Florida man.

Typically, the DJ Douch Bag (DJDB) trolls for twinks while scouring the web alone and naked in his living room, with the blinds shut, yet sightly open enough for the very masculine neighbors to potentially spot him.
Wow, we should never stop calling Humes DJ Douche Bag.
by orlando cj February 03, 2010
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Shit Bag Titty Fucker

When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.
Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker
by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018
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SO CAL WUS BAG

A male any where from the age of 14-55 that lives in Southern California or pretends to live there. These individuals carry themselves as whiny little bitch boys. Most are easy to spot or diagnose. Reason being: they are usually spotted in Ambercorbie and Fitch or garments border-line oriented with homosexuals. He usually is found with a British friend or an excessively tattooed or pierced female. Most are obsessed with themselves and/or persona and usually take angled photos of themselves on there blackberry
Person 1: "OMG! it is so cold. I need to get my Ed Hardy hoodie."
Person 2: "Yeah, def..... but the prius is so far away"
Pittsburgh Native: "yinz r bunch of SO CAL WUS BAGS!!!
by City or Champions September 21, 2009
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tea bag dat hoe

an oral sexual activity when a female lays down on her back and the male dips his testicles in and out the female's mouth as if her mouth was hot water and his testicles were the tea bag
After we had sex I decided to tea bag dat hoe
by Horris Niel October 17, 2007
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brown paper bag school

Perjorative term for Fisk, Spellman College and Howard Universities, all of which have in the past have been allegedly guilty of refusing to admit students with skin tone darker than a brown paper bag.
"No way am I going to a brown paper bag school. I'm applying to 'Skegee (Tuskegee)."
by Bill Peters August 20, 2006
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Douche Bag

A girl with an especially fish poonani, often used by cressida ward because hers is rather fishy!
OH LORD ABOVE WHAT IS THAT STANK...Sniff, sniff, oh cressida Ward just came in..someone tell her to use that douche bag properly!
by Akua November 11, 2003
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