ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022

Mom-zoned

A girl saying they're your literal "mother."

Girl: OMG ur literally my son!

Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.

by Rybread118 March 6, 2023

Your mom

OVERATED

I WAS IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT

by Creampie69-420 April 30, 2021

Biracial with a white mom

The most annoying person you know

“You know Chase?”
“Yeah”
“He’s kind of annoying, he’s definitely a biracial with a white mom”

by The Aware One October 2, 2023

Mom

Your mom is sooooo.... Beautiful

Your mom

by Kojoyt November 30, 2020

mom

they’re kinda dope but not really

“damn what a terrible mom”

by ur local simp May 10, 2021

Ur mom

The two words that are used when a nine year old gets salty

Fortnite nine year old: "Fortnite is best!!1!!111111!
Sensible Person:"No it aint"
Salty nine year old "Ur mom"

by Somedoodthatisbored May 20, 2020