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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
mugGet the New York Flu Like Symptomsmug.

New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
mugGet the New to the planet?mug.

New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.
If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.
by marauder211 July 27, 2024
mugGet the New-York Gummy bearmug.

New Jersey necklace

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.
Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.
by McKherj May 11, 2023
mugGet the New Jersey necklacemug.

New

What people that didn't get enough ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents want everything to become.
He/she wants the old to move out, and the new to come in.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
mugGet the Newmug.

new role

"new role" displays when you press the "Create Role" on Roles.
John: *Create Role*
*"new role" has been created.*
by Anorbo September 17, 2024
mugGet the new rolemug.

The New Republic

by Big willy boy December 2, 2017
mugGet the The New Republicmug.

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