friendecrement 

The feeling of sadness felt when one notices their friend count decrease after being defriended.

Randy was overcome by a wave of friendecrement when his wife defriended him on facebook.

friendecrement by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010

friendcestuous 

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.

Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.

friendcestuous by therainsmelody May 9, 2010

friendship lemonade 

The product of two, generally close friends urinating into, or onto, the same object at the same time.

A ritual often performed as a token of the bond between an intimate friendship, this practice may also, if warranted, be separately utilized to relieve undue tension caused by petty disagreements or minute riffs among such persons.

See related keywords: "playing swords", "tummy sticks"

Since he didn't return any of my calls this weekend, I was miffed. But then I found out he was simply unavoidably busy, so we made some friendship lemonade and put the matter behind us.

friendship lemonade by SageWisdom June 2, 2010

Friendtential

Adjective describing the potential frienship status a person could have due to some quality/qualities that one considers outstanding and attractive.

Dayumm. Did you see that girl just down those six shots? Yeah she has some serious Friendtential!

Friendtential by Lacey Gaga June 16, 2010

Friendventory 

It's one of those times in your life when you're questioning who is and who ISN'T really important to you...on Facebook (yeah, Facebook. Hahaha!). So you decide to take a gander at that friend list of yours and begin weeding them out machete style.

So I was really contemplating who my true friends were on Facebook and decided it was time to do a little friendventory. Weed 'em out, ya know??

Friendventory by KristinsInk November 20, 2010

Friender's Remorse 

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.

I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.

Friender's Remorse by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011

Friendstigator 

A person who is constantly pushing you into a relationship he or she knows will be a good fit for you.

Dude 1 - "You are my best friend. You know that right?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah, you too."
Dude 1- "We should be thankful for Jay. He was such a
friendstigator. He was the only person to know we would be a good fit and have a bro-mance."

Girl 1 - "Jenny needs to stop trying to set me up for drinks
with Gabby! Dang!"

Girl 2 - " I know! She is such a friendstigator!"

Friendstigator by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011