Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 02, 2020

double cheecked up

To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.

That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam

by 2xcheeckmaster May 05, 2022

The double shunt

The one and the only best double pump cracked player of all time. One who demolishes gays.

Mason has been known as the double shunt since grade school.

by hardshunter689 February 05, 2025

Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.

My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.

by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020

Mint Double

Popping a double Nordie at once

Lad I’m fucked I popped a mint double last night

by jommy wommy lommy January 24, 2023

Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

North Florida Double Decker

The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.

Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.

by FinnS726 January 26, 2021