The bills cannot be that high

PHRASE
1. Means that this charge seems unreasonable or unexpected.
2. Means that there must be an error or overcharge
3. Means that the amount is causing financial stress or anxiety.

Often used when someone feels like the cost doesn’t match their usage or expectations.

I just checked the water bill and nearly dropped my phone—the bills cannot be that high unless we're secretly running a car wash out back.

by Devin the Alexa Fan July 29, 2025

1 billion dollar offer

To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!

Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"

by Hym Iam August 1, 2025

Silas Billum

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Silas Billum alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK August 21, 2025

Enhanced Billy Goat Techniques

The act of tying someone up, with a billy goat suspended on a platform with grate openings, to either be milked of its semen or fed to shit on the person tied down.

An operator called goatman uses enhanced billy goat techniques to get information out of his neighbor.

by TheDankWolf1995 September 16, 2025

Wetpong Billabong

When you're sitting on the toilet and you have a feeling two blokes from Alice Springs are gonna have a disagreement and play ping pong with your nutsack using frying pans.

Hey Wongi, I feel like me sack is gonna get a good Wetpong Billabong if I sit here too long, mate! Give me a handy with me petrol brandy!

by CyberBoongTyler October 25, 2025

Boog billy

The act of giving someone picking their nose and sticking the booger inside the victim’s ear. Similar to a wet willy, this act involves boogers instead of saliva.

Winthrop gave Jebidiah a boog billy so fierce that he couldn’t hear out of his left ear for a minute.

by Yousagumbleh December 8, 2025

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012