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Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward
Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog
by Tigawanna December 9, 2019
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Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.
That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man
by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020
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cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.
"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."
by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021
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ya wee cat

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way
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Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.
I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.
by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023
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cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets
by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019
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Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat
Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!
by K2021 April 12, 2021
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