Urban Dictionary 

the place you go when looked for opinionated statements on anything, almost anything. Nothing is not based from opinion here, it's all written by random people

Lets go on the Urban Dictionary for the dumbest definitions of words and statements!

Urban Dictionary by Kittyferns June 5, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

the website with too many sex jokes instead of actual definitions, and people talking about their girlfriends or boyfriends.

Jacob defined on Google: Some name that means something from ancient times or whatever
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)

Urban Dictionary by i hate you with rainbows June 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

That’s right, bitches. I’m defining the dictionary.
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that allows anyone to post a definition on it.
Most often used as a way to confess to crushes or cuss someone out. It is also a useful tool to find random gags. Like the definition of sex, by who knows what: “To shove your schlong into a lava lamp because you are a lonely bitch.
Should you simply be a wandering 13 year old it can also serve as a way to look up slurs.
Urban dictionary is a way to see what words are hip such as “amogus” and “penis”

Urban Dictionary is a godsend

Urban Dictionary by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023

Urban Dictionary Mug 

(Urh-bhan Dik-shinn-air-e Muhg)
What I might be sipping this from, lest I'm just reading this article.

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Urban Dictionary Mug by Farlanders of Another Land June 15, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

Urban Dictionary by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban dictionary 

dumb af

Person 1: whats Urban dictionary
Person 2: its a dumb website

Urban dictionary by gayasfforboobs June 30, 2023

urban dictionary 

a way to know that you've hit rock bottom for entertainment in your life

Person 1: You're scrolling through the urban dictionary for fun?

Person 2: Yeah, I've hit rock bottom.

urban dictionary by peetsaisgoodfru July 7, 2023