Cactus fuck

Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.

Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh

by Fluffy chub January 20, 2017

fuck bucks

A pool of cash or store of wealth that ultimately, and only, goes to paying for sex, or the opportunity to have sex.

Damn, I ran out of credits on that website, time to load up on fuck bucks.

Dude, you have to break that $100 at McDonalds to get some fuck bucks.

by the real justin December 28, 2007

FUCK CANADA

from south park. the american ambassador said it.

Canadian Prime Minister: I can't beleieve that even though you americans watch thousands of deaths and violence on tv, that a little fould language would you piss you off so much --

Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!

Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?

........

okay, I'm finished.

by crap December 11, 2004

fucked out

When a bitch has been fucked way too many times

Dude, look at that old stripper. She's been fucked out.

by Mutha Fuckin Jigga Man December 31, 2006

fucking loser

Pussies that find their identity by typing definitions in this site.

"I wish I had a real life, but I don't. I'll just go online and type new words into urban dictionary."

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Hockey fuck

A hockey fuck is a sneak attack where you take your partner's shirt by the waistband and pull it up over their head, only far enough to entrap their arms. Then throw your partner down and have your way with them.

I snuck up on Gina last night and gave her a good hockey fucking!

by Bobjonz September 17, 2011

Sucker Fuck

To fuck someone without them even knowing

"Yo Ted got sucker fucked the other night, he had no idea.."

"That guy never lets anybody know when hes going to fuck them, what a sucker fucker"

by mother dicker November 19, 2007