Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
by Iced Cummies January 10, 2021
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Cum Zone

It's like zone but for your bubbly semen to fall on her face.
Come over to the cum zone so I can sploosh on your cooch.
by BaseMAKER March 04, 2021
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cum zone

my dream to be in the cum zone please tag me at Bob.rapist on twitter so i can be in my dream cum zone
cum zone my dream
by sf-9fg9ueruiohyfiowdhegf98jqio November 08, 2021
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Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs April 13, 2018
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Cum Union

An Orgy.
David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!
by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023
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Cum webs

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.
Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
by GrimyBitch January 04, 2022
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Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action
by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020
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