Bonks Ass

When something bonks ass it's fucking good

"This lasagna bonks ass"
"I thought this party was gonna suck but it bonks ass"
"My marriage was on the rocks, but after seeing a marriage counselor it bonks ass"

by Oblong Pearl April 24, 2018

barstool ass

Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.

For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.

by CecilRoy February 14, 2018

DEAD ASS

When somebody says DEAD ASS it means ther e serious and not fucking around

Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..

by Pussy ass bitch < Big dick boy February 10, 2020

Ripped ass

Someone who just blew shit up

Dude mason just ripped ass on that bitch.

by Hahahafuckurbitch February 15, 2020

Stinky ass

A person you hate and smells

Kiara is a Stinky ass

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Stale Ass

When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.

Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin

by BabyFaceCache August 4, 2013

Ass Rent

The amount of beverages you must buy at a bar or coffee shop to justify the space you take up.

"Come down from the balcony and pay your Ass Rent, you've been nursing a single shot for three hours."

by tjfontaine February 14, 2012