blue waffle

This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.

Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle

by deejay_steve June 12, 2018

rofl my waffle

A deviration of rofl, lengthened for the sake of humor. The term rofl is rhyming with the word waffle.

Joe: My brother is pregnant.
Bob: rofl my waffle

by sicnarf March 1, 2005

The Soggy Waffle Game

When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.

Man..... I got to play The Soggy Waffle Game last night, and i had to eat it at least 3 times.

by Charles8675309 August 24, 2011

waffle fist

a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.

wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.

by StiZOne April 10, 2003

cleveland hot waffle

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle

Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.

by BMTH_1234 July 4, 2016

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007

Spanish Waffle

The act of performing numerous sexual acts that are usually degrading to one or multiple of the participants.

Samuel, Betty, and Drew, performed a spanish waffle last night that resulted in samuel bleeding out of his anus and betty lying on the floor in tears.

by The True GalASSo July 4, 2010