Kill Myself

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

by Tippytom May 26, 2007

kill ratio

in gaming, the number of kills in relation to the number of deaths by a player

an even kill ratio would be 1:1, where a player has killed as many opponents as have killed him

most players strive for a 2:1 kill ratio or higher

by KarmaGhost April 27, 2004

Kill Thief

What you call someone when you shoot a guy who has last stand in Call of Duty and while that guy is in last stand they come up and kill the guy taking your rightfull kill.

Sniper:(Deep Breath) BA-BAM!!

(guy goes into last stand, sniper lines up the finishing shot)

Kill Thief: Haha im a douchebag,(BAM +10), look how good i am feeding off of wounded opponents,

Sniper: *Sigh..* FUCKING KILL THIEF!!

by The Decimator March 30, 2009

Killing Machine

the man with all facts that can face all the faces and finished them with all he wants.

facing any problems with the ease and the result would be in his favour only,thats person would be describe as killing machine.

by Gomzi John March 5, 2018

kills people

A adjective used to describe something very intensely cool or fun.

Guy #1 "Dude, this song fuckin' kills people"
Guy #2 "Yeah, it is pretty fuckin' good."

by MattyDPimp August 5, 2007

Smoking kills

A message seen on cigar packages.
Equal to a girl wearing panties that are saying: "Sex makes children".

1: Can you borrow me some money for cigars, I'm broke.
2: Dude, you should really quit smoking. Isn't that "Smoking kills" telling you anything?
1: Yeah... PLEASE?

by EdoI November 24, 2009

Kill yourself

A term said to anyone with stupidity overload or to anyone who doesn't have any value in life.

Example 1.

Stupid guy: "Yo' SWAG!"
Smart man: "Kill yourself."

Example 2.

Stupid guy A: "Oh my Geez, Justin Bieber just launched a new album."
Stupid guy B: "WTF, that's gay, go listen Nickelback, dude!"
Stupid gal A: "Whatever you say, but Hannah Montana is the best."
Stupid gal B: "No, Miley Cyrus is."
Stupid gal C: "Naked Brothers Band!"
Stupid guy C: "Jonas Brothers is the best of course!"
Smart man: "Go kill yourselves."

by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014