whiskerless catfish

Large mass of fecal matter. Floater in service station or rest stop toilet.

Man, did you see that school of whiskerless catfish in the bowl at the reststop?

by tony clifton III February 3, 2010

Whisker Musk

The remnant smells of vagina and or booty juice that are imbedded in the beard and or mustache whiskers of a male that has just performed sloppy wet oral on a female. The smell is known to linger for hours or days and can be reactivated by scratching.

Stan devoured Cala's snatch and her ass in a ravenous round of hot, sloppy, wet oral. Her juices clung to Stan's facial hair leaving a Whisker Musk that he smelled for days.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

whisky tango

whisky tango is simply code for white trash.

There appears to be a dispoportionate number of Whisky Tangos at this particular Wallmart.

by Firemonster May 22, 2008

jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 5, 2008

whisker bender

An extended drinking binge that lasts long enough for the male participant to grow noticeable facial stubble.

*The phrase was originally coined by Brian Henneman of the alt-country band “The Bottle Rockets”.

I went on a whisker bender that lasted for two days straight and I woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.

by Supernaut2 March 10, 2009

whisky shits

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.

"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"

by wessy January 27, 2009

whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

by Anonymous June 12, 2003