Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

Butch Weasel

A very aggravating and/or stupid, idiotic, and moronic person.

Ted: Man! That jerk cut me off!
Rob: He's such a Butch weasel.

by The Jen Jen September 29, 2008

weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.

I want to get weasel-faced.

by BikeShopMike January 16, 2008

Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

cock weasel

Jesren Carter, cock weasel extrodinaire.

Jesren, your such a cock weasel

by Master Iolo March 14, 2005

weasel boy

a boy who looks like a weasel AKA james from billericay

james, your a dirty little stinky weasel boy
but why??
cos i said so.

by chris wayman on behalf of the emson family May 18, 2006