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Twat Swatter

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.
Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010
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twatting it down

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020
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twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
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twat chisel

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019
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Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.
Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did
by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009
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slobber twat

the features of the female clitty after having long hot sex.
*shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
mugGet the slobber twatmug.

dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.
by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021
mugGet the dick twatmug.

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