The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.
Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010
Get the Twat Swattermug. She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.
by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020
Get the twatting it downmug. British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
Get the twatting hellmug. Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019
Get the twat chiselmug. When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.
Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did
by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009
Get the Twat splotmug. *shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
by hurstlicker January 15, 2004
Get the slobber twatmug. Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021
Get the dick twatmug.