Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

Toasted

Extremely Exhausted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel toasted.

by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022

twisted day

national be nice to twisted day on the 6th oct

god twisted day to u sir

by ejehhzhsjbe October 5, 2022

Twarted

When a male/female is twerking and farting at the same time.

Alan was at the club when he twarted in Michelle’s face.

by SleepingSlayer October 30, 2022

Twisted

The 227 F Incident

The highest temperature ever recorded in Twisted's Keysota was 227 °F

by onepiece430 February 16, 2023

Twisted Sister

A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.

“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead”

by kloverlyn February 22, 2023

Toasted Cheeser

When a women puts nacho cheese on your dick and hot sauce in her mouth and then gives you a BJ.

DUDE! I went back stage and the stripper gave me a toasted cheeser!

by OGWASHINGTON March 3, 2023