Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.

How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey

by J19 December 28, 2016

tugs

Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.

Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.

by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021

tug

another word for jerking off or the act of pulling on your foreskin like a rope

dude im about to tug.
max just tugged in his webcam!

by OperdalTheWriter January 1, 2025

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

Road Tug

Getting a H.J. while driving.

Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...

by Jeffhole October 1, 2011

Tug and Duck

A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.

You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.

by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019

Nordic tug

Originating on the Providence-Newport ferry, specifically the Bristol stop, the act of giving someone a hand job using the salty, frigid water of the Atlantic Ocean as lubricant

On the way home from the folk fest, Karah reached overboard, dipped her hand in the water, and gave me Nordic tug all the way back to providence.

by Gmsmith55 July 27, 2025