sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream

Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.

by Penissucker91 June 16, 2022

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 6, 2021

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Toweling

Toweling;

E.g (naked play fighting)

She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!

by Big rod101 February 22, 2021

Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body

"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.

by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021

Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 29, 2019