by Gggardner December 12, 2016
by Gayman_13 December 22, 2016
by Tyrone phyllis October 31, 2022
When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
by wutfuckery January 17, 2020
I did the Xbox 360 towel trick and then tried it in other places in life and it actually does work everywhere.
by rubless October 11, 2018
towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast April 22, 2011