Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Totally balls

crazy, usually in a positive way. used like "wow that was insane!" after someone does a cool skateboard trick.

Athena: wow dude that movie was totally balls
Ren: what the fuck are you talking about???
Athena: totally balls??? its like "awesome"
Ren: oh cool thats totally balls

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024

Total Fruit Island

Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,

Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,

by Ilbeity August 3, 2023

Totally magotally

Embarrassing way to try and say “totally” when you’re trying to be original

You are totally magotally a fag

by Secreat November 6, 2022

Total Hohol Death

The advocation of all Ukrainians to die, often abbreviated as "THD". used by extremist putinists

Kill hohols. Behead hohols. Roundhouse kick a hohol into the concrete. Slam dunk a hohol baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ukrainians. Defecate in a hohols food. Launch hohols into the sun. Stir fry hohols in a wok. Toss hohols into active volcanoes. Urinate into a hohols gas tank. Judo throw hohols into a wood chipper. Total hohol death.

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Total fuck-up

Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity

Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.

by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021

Totally eclipsed

To completely black out on an event or conversation.

Dude... like, I totally eclipsed on our conversation last night.

by Good Lil Monkey April 9, 2024