Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

talk no sponge

Giving it to someone straight

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.

by Sponge talker September 8, 2017

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

Propaganda Sponge

A person who absorbs propaganda and regurgitates it without question. There are propaganda sponges among all races and both sexes, but white western females who identify as "liberal" are 75x more susceptible to propaganda, thus are the most likely to become propaganda sponges.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you dating that chick? She legit believes everything she reads and sees on her social media feed. You do realize she's a propaganda sponge, right?
Guy 2: Because she's the only girl that'll sleep with me.

by Nevernity May 28, 2025

Sponge

A boy or girl who soaks up all of others lingo or mannerisms

When I met him he never was like that, guess the sponge life got to them

by Copy cat June 5, 2020

toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.

Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

sponge it up too much

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.

Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...

by StudentOfAHighSchool March 16, 2020