Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking January 16, 2007

cheese knifing

The act of placing one's tongue between the forskin and the head of the penis and licking around the the head of the penis.

Lastinight my mom cought my girl cheese knifing me.

by The LostProphyt June 29, 2015

Cheese plop

The antagonistic act of abruptly and forcefully applying one's bare anus to another's bed pillow. Very common in college fraternities.

He's sure to have very brown dreams after we cheese plopped all over his pillow.

by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010

Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

by clocksprings April 12, 2009

Cheese chair

A toilet, usually a less desired and hygienic one located in a public place.

After that barbeque, I really need to use the cheese chair, man!

by Butt Doc April 10, 2010

Cheese Nickels

The solid, round poo substance that comes out of your anal cavity in the small size of nickels. Often sounding like winning the jackpot of a slot machine.

Sam: "I don't want to eat chipotle because it makes me shit cheese nickels"
Alyssa: "Same, mine sometimes have lettuce in them."

by Samantha Huff and Alyssa Sebastian November 21, 2007

hard cheese

"tough luck", a shame. Something that's not very good but you can't really do much about it.

"You just bowled a no-ball. That's hard cheese, old boy."

by bdb318 January 11, 2012