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four flat tires 

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.
four flat tires by newsedition November 14, 2013
Related Words

ridicu-tired 

When you're so ridiculously tired, you can't even bring yourself to prepare for sleep.
I want to shower before bed, but I'm ridicu-tired.

Mud Tires 

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.
A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.
Mud Tires by BDouts December 16, 2008
Another word for boring and bland to describe a place, or a person.
Im sorry we went to this club, theres no one here and the music is garbage, this place is just tired.
Tired by DWG99 December 8, 2007

tipsy-tired 

This is a state of being where one is both tipsy and tired at the same time. The effects of being tipsy-tired can be easily confused as being drunk. Slurring speech, lack of comprehension of your surroundings, and sudden and spontaneous sleeping are all indications of being tipsy-tired.
Stop giving me a hard time, man. I'm not drunk. I've only had 3 beers. But I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm feeling pretty tipsy-tired.
tipsy-tired by Josh Carr June 1, 2006
T: Torn inside

I: In pain
R: Ruined
E: Extremely sad
D: Drowning in tears
Friend: r u okay?

Me: I'm just tired (lies)
Tired by Her😈 September 8, 2016