One-timed a clapper 

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

One-timed a clapper by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

dank-tirement 

Retirement from dank.

“Dude, can’t wait to come out of dank-tirement this weekend”

dank-tirement by 420blaZeitIlluminatiConfirmed April 14, 2019

Dominican Tire Shop

A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.

Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.

Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.

Dominican Tire Shop by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Dick tire 

The process if putting a air pump into the tip of a penis and then filling it up with air

My girlfriend said she wanted to give me a dick tire last night

Dick tire by Golfwane August 15, 2020

Snow Tire 

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

Snow Tire by Anita Blowski March 6, 2022

mayan tire 

sounds like “my entire”

can be used for suggestive jokes

what’s mayan tire? mayan tire dick in your mouth

mayan tire by harryy bell saek March 12, 2023

flat tire-dness 

A state of fatigue so terminal that you cannot roll another foot, having all the shapely utility, bounce and style of a flat tire, the air completely taken out of you.

Another day, after another sleepless night, feeling so deflated that no air hose, pressure gauge or patch could address his flat tire-dness. Yet he'd get through it, for sure, he'd do everything needed of him, as he's done yesterday, and the day before, and the... day...... before........... huh?! Me?? Yeah, no, I'm awake! Just turn the key, give it a little gas... sure, let's go.

flat tire-dness by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2023