tildernep

Phonetic pronunciation of tl;dr;nep (Too Long, Didn't Read, Not Enough Pictures)

verb: That link was sooooo tildernep. Stop sending me that shit!

noun: She emails me so much tildernep, that I just throw it away. She's so drama laden.

by Jeffrey Glover January 2, 2008

Telediction

A severe addiction to television.

Dan Hodsdon watches TV all friggin day. That retard has telediction.

by P Shay October 1, 2008

Tired-al Wave

Tired-al waves tend to hit an individual suddenly and unexpectedly, particularly after prolonged periods of work or fun-having. Many people describe how they feel quite energetic in one moment and the next they are hit by a wave of exhaustion. This is a tired-al wave.

John; Dude that marathon was awesome, I could do it all again.

Jim; No probs dude, let's go!

John; Oh no, wait, major tired-al wave...sorry I'm going home

by Rosh82 December 12, 2011

TILDRIOTYSIZEDY

THE IDEAL WORD TO BEAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND AT WORDSWITHFRIENDS.

i WAS LOOSING THE WHOLE GAME UNTIL I PLAYED TILDRIOTYSIZEDY FOR 103 POINTS!

by MAKERUPPERFORTHEWIN January 4, 2012

Tired

"Tired" is an excuse that many people use when they look like crap. Some are legitimately tired, but the amount that are using it as an honest excuse are dwindling. People also use Tiredness when they are annoyed but don't want to seem like total jackasses.

Friend 1: Dude, whatsup with you? You look like crap.
Person: Can you shut up?
Friend 1: What's wrong man?
Person: Sorry, i'm just tired.

by -iTNeverEvercandyTi- November 4, 2015

Teledocking

When two consenting adult males squish their own dicks against their respective webcams at the same time.

Nick and John had a round of teledocking on Thursday in an effort to keep their long distance love affair from going cold.

by The Real Nickey Kell March 15, 2017

tilted

when someone becomes upset, shady, sketchy, or angry due to another's action

yo ms J tilted yesterday when a student smacked her butt

by jcwk September 15, 2017