I thought the wordle was in here

A phrase used to express and share confusion in stressful situations

Guy 1: DUDE don't let the fire go out
Guy 2: I thought the wordle was in here
Guy 1: wtf?!?

by XingXaSa August 21, 2023

Collect My Thoughts

To take time to recover and get back to a decently functioning state after an extended duration of partying, drinking and/or abusing substances.

I just put dish soap on my toothbrush and our flight leaves in an hour...I need to collect my thoughts.

by Jax77 September 21, 2015

twi-late thoughts

According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down

Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.

by robin_writes December 7, 2016

These Thots Ain't Thoughts

Statement about the indifference one feels towards individuals, of either gender, without sexual self respect.

Carlos: She cheated on me fam. Twice. And I thought I loved her.

Dante: You thought wrong my guy. These thots ain't thoughts.

by Yen And Zen January 28, 2017

no'st thou

the King's English counterpart to 'no u'. Significantly more effective. Known for being able to trick a god into contracting the big gay.

Buddha: I have been enlightened to the fact that you are gay.
Me: No'st thou, thot!
(Buddha proceeds to implode)

by Superbro133 June 14, 2018

closed systems of thought

A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.

During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.

-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut

by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019

Franc for your thoughts

A simple way of asking what's on someone's mind, and a way of giving their thoughts credit if the person is feeling down. Used in the movie Casablanca.

It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.

Ilsa: Franc for your thoughts?
Rick: *chuckles* In America, they're only worth a penny.

by Vintage Translator February 3, 2019