Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it

The appearance of a vagina after a U.S. Army infantryman has been there.

That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.

by RangerZak March 11, 2011

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I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.

I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.

by rperazag July 06, 2010

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Michigan Moose Track Double Stack

This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.

"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"

by mayor of riley May 06, 2010

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pull her tracks out

pull her braces out

shalissa and i have so much beef i'm gonna pull her tracks out

by Lol...... February 18, 2017

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Moose Tracks in your front yard

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.

Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...

by fannahmontana October 07, 2014

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