head with no screws

Crazy wackadoodle

I got a head with no screws in it!!!!!!!

by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023

Screwed

When you dont study for a world geography test.

Im so fucking screwed I didnt study for this god damn fucking test

by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018

Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others

Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw

by Dude bro August 6, 2025

Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something

Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?

by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

Screw

When you and your lady friend dance

I wanted to screw with my girlfriend so hard.

by 1-2-Switcheroo May 29, 2019