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Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.
Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me
by dmanham123 March 13, 2014
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russell scarborough

Last night I wanted to shake things up, so I did the russell scarborough instead of my usual wack n jack
by MMMaybeeggs June 28, 2019
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Russel

Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths
IceyIce- Hey Russel lets go to your house
Russel- No finn coming over to give me a bath
by RusselPlays November 27, 2023
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Griffin Russell

Griffin Russell is a great person loves everyone is very funny and sarcastic and can be inappropriate at time but that’s the best of him and loves his friends.
Griffin RussellIs a great guy and loves his friends .
by Awesome kid 12345 April 23, 2018
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Russel

An asexual, white, overweight male who bullies special needs kids for a living.
Russel ate 2 whole vegan pizzas in one sitting.
by pseudoscene June 16, 2020
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Jack Russell

One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.
MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...
by LINDAMY April 10, 2025
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