ian owens

Hoe,bich jerk,ass,butt lick,looser,baby,masturbator,weird kid.

I hate Ian owens

by Eric w owens May 7, 2016

spick owens

Spick Owens is really about his paper 💯💯💯

Spick Owens just sold me some tamales but they’re not tamales, they’re air fried flautas! 🤬🤬🤬

by Thatguysasloth November 23, 2021

Tom Owens

Mad pussy gainer through his gay cycling. Ploughs through women on the daily

Girl 1: Tom Owens
Girl 2: Same

by Chongyang June 18, 2020

Michael Owen

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

alex owens

Is a pretty average guy, but his sock game will drop panties faster that the U.S dropped bombs on Japan.

WOW! Did you see Alex Owens socks? I had to pick up my panties, they were so incredible!!

by snewo xela July 31, 2016

Owen Cooper

Owen Cooper is awesome. He is a guy you can trust. When you date him you will find him to be loyal, accepting, and caring. You will fall in love with him and he will support you, never use you or take advantage of you. He is sensitive, tall, handsome, and well built. He is great in bed.

It’s hard to forget since Owen Cooper gave you so much to remember.

by Tiara_w July 31, 2018

phoenix owen

A fun athletic person who is energized by motivatation and love.At first might be shy but can be annoying while your good friends

Phoenix Owen was shy to go on his first date.

by Phoenix Owen February 3, 2017