Tri-bag

(noun): contraction of two entities: “Triathlon” and “douche-bag”. A tri-bag is a human being, male or female, who defines their existence based on the next triathlon or training for a triathlon they will undertake. Tri-bags typically struggle maintaining relationships with other human beings unless they are tri-baggers as well. Hence tri-bags tend to hang out together and compare notes on their “strokes”, “breathing”, and which model of Subaru they will purchase next. Tri-bags are usually fairly easy to spot and identify. Sometimes they are confused with “cross-bags”, their cross-fit counterparts.

Some signs of a tri-bag:

1) Within the first 3 sentences of a conversation they mention that they have or will participate in a triathlon.
2) Ironman logo is prominently tattooed on their one of their calves (it doesn't have to be on the calf but this seems to be the preferred location – look here first)
3) They drive a Subaru (this is probably a 20% chance of being a tri-bag)
4) They drive a Subaru with a “26.2” sticker in the rear window (~74% chance now)
5) They drive a Subaru with a bike racks and a “70.3” or a “140.6” (99% chance – only reason this is not 100% chance is that the person driving the car could be the disgruntled spouse or emotionally neglected teenage child using vehicle).
6) They drive any other vehicle with “70.3” or a “140.6” (>90% chance)

7) Their bicycle cost more than the GDP of Ireland.

I went to John’s party last night. I couldn’t find a place to park; Subarus were ubiquitous in the surrounding area. Once I got inside, it was full of tri-bags taking baby-sips of craft beer and comparing “strokes.”

or
I really wanted to take up swimming but I could got too annoyed with all the tri-bags at the pool so I became a cross-bag instead.

by tgrbld April 5, 2015

bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.

Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”

by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014

pussy-bagging

The act of placing of a woman's vagina on a persons forehead. ( opposite of teabagging)

I was pussy-bagging my fuck buddy, because he wouldn't eat me out.

by riva_nita_for_shiva March 22, 2011

snoot bag

Use of cellophane as a compartment to snort hopes, dreams, and drugs.

Pull that snoot bag of those marbs.

by moosedoode April 3, 2015

brain bag

slang for a male scrotum, satchel, sack or testicle holder

Charlie, I can see your brain bag, please put your leg down (whilst wearing baggy shorts)

by JJ Ephus September 4, 2005

Sunshine in a bag

Choirs line from the Gorillaz Song "Clint Eastwood"

Unlike the rest of the junkies here. The actual meaning is a "Large bag of gold" The reference "sunshine in a bag" is a quote from a Clint Eastwood(hence the name of the song) movie The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Also one of the songs in the movie was reproduced and serves as the back-beat to the Gorillaz verison

Kid: Hey Mister where ya heading?
Clint: Don't know
Kid: You gonna be alright
Clint: Yeah Kid, I got sunshine in a bag.

by Silver Owl July 11, 2011

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 14, 2015