stoner

- One that is inclined to smoke cannabis on a habitual basis to achieve a continuously desired mindset.

- The Stoner is naturaly a mild mannered individual who enjoys sharing the cannabis with others so they may also achieve the desired mindset brought on by smoking the natural herb.

- Stoners dedicate copious amounts of their income twords purchasing, growing and/or collecting paraphernalia to provide the means to smoke more cannabis.

That dude, Richard is a total stoner.
He's high so often that I don't think he knows what it's like not to be stoned.

by mandregan November 17, 2006

stoner

Someone who is just generally laid back and enjoys everybodys company and loves to smoke. Usually loves rock music and weed.

A stoner is someone that's played guitar for 2 hours straight and can't remember any thing they played due to smoking too much weed and killin their memory. (like me)

by xXKaylaXx September 16, 2008

Stoner column

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.

That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.

by Benjamin C. September 15, 2008

stonerlicious

things that people do while intoxicated that do not seem smart to a sober mind.

I was so high that I cooked some cookies in a frying pan with crisco; It was so stonerlicious.

by speshall July 16, 2009

Stonerish

When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.

Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

Stonercat

When your cat thinks that your bag of weed is a bag of catnip.

Have you seen that? Your cat is stoned, she's loving the weed. I know dude, she's a stonercat.

by STONERAD July 18, 2011

stoners rainbow

When corner hitting, The corner that the weed is being hit the most is the most burned. The weed changes color according to how much it is burned.

From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.

I made a perfect stoners rainbow last time I smoked. The colors were all there. It was beautiful.

by CharlesFly August 15, 2011