Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.
Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.
What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.
Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.
Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.
TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.
What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.
Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.
Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.
TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
by AboveTheIgnorance May 29, 2011
Get the Steve Jobs mug.Derives from the name "Stephen" They are rare to find, but once you fine one, you'll never regret it. He will be the nicest guy you ever met, amazing, adorable- words can't even show how amazing he is. He is like no other guy, he is unique and considerate, which is why he is so loved. He has a tendency to show a person how much they are loved at any situation, any given moment, no matter what. A perfectionist and can stay on track, but can also have fun.
Must be spelled with two e's at the end of the name.
Pronounced: (steve-ie)
without the extra e, you found the wrong person, the one you found is just a steve.
Prounouced: (steve)
Stevee- rare, amazing
Steve- lame, common
Must be spelled with two e's at the end of the name.
Pronounced: (steve-ie)
without the extra e, you found the wrong person, the one you found is just a steve.
Prounouced: (steve)
Stevee- rare, amazing
Steve- lame, common
by Speehless April 11, 2010
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A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.
One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.
One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.
1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*
2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?
2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?
by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011
Get the Why do I have to be Steve-O? mug.When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.
What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
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Get the Steve Irwin's Expedition mug.One who drives erratically and has no sense of direction what so ever. He/she is the leading cause of rode rage and heart attacks.
Don't get behind this car. He looks like a Steve Snider Driver the way he is weaving through the lane.
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