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status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
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status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.
I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".
by jblonde December 2, 2010
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status orgy

when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.

although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy

example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
by WLPS April 9, 2011
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status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.
He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!
by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011
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status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.
We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.
by aalh July 28, 2011
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StatuStalker

The annoying facebook window within the facebook window on the top-right alerting you of statuses that are simultaneously showing on your main screen.
Your mind: "Oh look, my ex just got engaged. How nice!"

Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"
by Meesohonee September 29, 2011
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Statusurped

When a comment on your facebook status receives more likes than the status itself - i.e. the status has been usurped.
Goddamnit, Jeff's self-deprecating, incredibly witty and clever comment got 10 more likes than my actual status.

Dude, you've been statusurped.
by CiaraMK July 4, 2012
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