swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).

No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.

by Sciurus palustris March 17, 2009

hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.

-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

data squirrel

Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.

An electronic version of a pack rat.

Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.

by inviolet July 29, 2011

Squirmies

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!

by TEAM SQUIRMY November 7, 2009

chew my squirrel

As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".

Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"
Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."
Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"

by Delvil May 16, 2006

Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh

This neighborhood in Pittsburgh is by far the best neighborhood to live in. Everyone knows everyone and the drama between friends is crazy. All groups of friends know each other and party together yet they all hate each other on the inside. You either belong to Beth Shalom or aren't Jewish but everyone thinks you are. Everyone is rich here and shows off their money with huge partys for their bar/bat mitzvah. Parents think their kids are little angels and will give them whatever they want, and the kids like it this way.
Overall, the best place to live!

I want to live in Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh for the rest of my life

by Casey Cohen October 2, 2005

SQUIRREL!

A random word that is shouted during intense conversation.

(From the movie Up)

So today, SQUIRREL! i ate some chips.

by s.rose January 1, 2010