squeeze

Sexual intercourse. When a man's penis penetrates a woman's vagina.

Rob and I squeeze all the time.
Jill and Bill squeeze seven times a day.

by FingerLickinGood January 6, 2009

squeeber

any rat sized, curly-haired dog; usually black in color; that has a severe sickening stinch; usually from puking and then rolling in it, or rubbing it's back in other animal spore and spawn. This odor is impossible to get rid of, regardless of baths, flea dips, or groomings.

Even after it's smim in the pool, you could smell the squeeber over the scented candle in the living room.

by Steve R June 25, 2005

potential squeeze

A lady friend (or male) whom is desired for sexual relations as a last resort, not necessarily through actual affection and attraction.

"I'm getting so sick of sleeping alone every night, I might have to get ahold of Connie Lingus, my potential squeeze."

by Dan & Matt October 20, 2008

suicide squeeze

A baseball term. Also the act being crushed to death whilst having sex with two very "large" ladies.

"Poor Bill, he was too young to die."
"That's what a suicide squeeze will get yah."

by rayjay October 20, 2004

squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015

squeeze the lizard

Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate

Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard

by Steve Baird February 19, 2007