The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

Hook, Line, and Sphincter

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

sphingtermeter

a unit of measurement, for measuring small annoying things.

Dam! I missed that shot by a sphingtermeter!

by crack whore July 17, 2007

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

sphinctercough

to talk like an asshole. to spew out shit no one else wants to hear. usually these stories start out with a long annoying "DUUUUUUUDES". which automatically throws you in to a rage that wants to make you kill the first person that crosses.

Brantley's sphinctercough made matt choke an innocent woman on the street. which finally ended with a .50 cal to the head to stop the giant.

by Michael Detwiler March 9, 2008