smackle

OK, this word is pretty unused but I spread it all over the internet. Muahahaha. Anyway, this means to smack and tackle someone at the same time. Also it could mean to do a huge belly-flop onto someone and tackle.

Boy1: Rofl hi it's me. (:
Girl: JOHNNY! -smackles-
Boy2: LOL.

Joe: Yo, man. Thank goodness no one is stealing mah gun right now.
Bob: HEEHEE! - takes gun -
Joe: - jumps off bridge and smackles -
Bob: Owwie.

by butterFLAII October 13, 2007

Spackleback

When generally, but not always, a man ejaculates on the back of another.

Last night I gave her spackleback after riding her dogie style.

by Greg The Great 1973 October 2, 2010

Sparkle donkey

(n.) the act of a glitter bearded individual eating your asshole.

Jake saw this shit on Pinterest, he ate my ass SO GOOD, now I have a sparkle donkey.

by Yonce2k17 February 25, 2017

crap snackle pop

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)

Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"

by fabio the poopsmith February 25, 2008

spacker

when a spick and a cracker have babies they are called spackers

Joe: You see that hottie over there?
Harry: Which one?
Joe: the Spacker over there in the red shirt
Harry: o hell yeah she's fine. Bet shes got a spatch patch

by isaacrocksmysocks January 3, 2008

Sparkle Dick

Hold a lit sparkler up to where your crotch region lays.

troy "LOOK AT MY Sparkle Dick!"

by BUMQUEEQUEE June 13, 2009

sparkle ling

A very attractive Avatar. With a very special personality. A lot of male avatars want her, but she is spoken for and faithful to a avatar name Hemi Carver. This avatar is well respected by many, but some will try to hurt her.

Sparkle Ling is that greatest girl I have ever known!

by hemi Carver February 3, 2010