Smelly Indian

An Indian that never buys deodorant, soap or shampoo because back in India they only wash when it rains.

There's a van full of smelly Indians pulling up. Quick! Let's go indoors!

by Heath45387 July 5, 2023

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

smelly leg

When a female shit's on your leg and your shin blast her in her cunt

The new nurse got the smelly leg yesterday

by ChiefDickems December 28, 2016

Smelly Batty

A small arse or someone who forgets to wipe when doing anal

Eww Smelly Batty

by Margie Thatcher February 12, 2019

Smelly

The big stink

Man look at you. Your so smelly and stinky you LOSER

by Bruhhhhhhhmoment March 24, 2021

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014