slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

slippery unicorn by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

Slippery unicorn by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Slippery Stairs 

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.

"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"

Slippery Stairs by ChivMender June 1, 2024

Slippery hotdog 

When a man ejaculates on another man's cock and he proceeds to use it as lube to fuck his partner

Did you two enjoy the slippery hotdogs last night?

Slippery hotdog by SoapMctavsh June 5, 2024

slippery bill

When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.

slippery bill by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024

Slippery Gypsy

After taking a shit there is a build up of faeces right on the anus. When going to wipe not knowing this is build up is present the hand or finger/s slip in it spreading it around - a slippery gypsy.

I took a shit earlier and had a real slippery gypsy all around my balloon knot.

Slippery Gypsy by DullFinish March 25, 2025

Slippery Dippery Slope 

The slippery slope fallacy but escalated. One shall fall down the path quickly and unequivocally. Their mind subdued by the sheer heaviness of the thought never to return to a normal state of consciousness.

Careful that's a slippery dippery slope you might fall. Don't let "them" dip into your mind.

Slippery Dippery Slope by Sluerpentwerp April 3, 2025