by KushXDlol February 26, 2018
Similar to a golden shower, but involving three women urinating on someone at the same time. An ultimate act of humiliation.
He knew as soon as "Love Train" by the O'Jays started playing that it was time for a platinum shower.
by Team Dominate October 12, 2011
The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.
by subnetmask July 19, 2004
by Jacuzzi Girl August 29, 2010
A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.
(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"
Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"
Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"
by Dushe June 12, 2008
when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body
by thaboiacrossthastreet November 09, 2009
by nathan44z March 07, 2007