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kentucky shoelace 

velco straps
Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.
kentucky shoelace by yea you bet April 29, 2011

poo shove 

poo shove - pū shuv- n.- a formal palming of the rectum, typically for pleasure
2 in the pink and one in the stink just didnt cut it for janie, so she asked rob to give her a full poo shove"
poo shove by CNAYUPPPP February 6, 2017

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole 

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

wad and shove 

one of the many methods of shoplifting thongs.
don’t be nervous dude! you just gotta wad and shove em!

shove it 

what the wife of john kerry said to a reporter.
YOU GO GIRL!
Reporter: Tell me, Mrs. Kerry, how do you feel about your husband running for president?
Mrs Kerry: Shove it.
shove it by OOLIA July 28, 2004

Shovelface

A synonym for a really ugly girl.

A synonym for Robert Pattinson in ''Twilight'' aka Edward Cullen.
person 1: Look at that girl she is so ugly

Person 2:''She is a shovelface''

Person 1:''Isn't that a nickname for Robert Pattinson?''

Person 2:''It is both''
Shovelface by ajupeeretus August 19, 2013