thrifty and shifty

When you give your girl used dick.

ex. Am and Vanessa's charity

You just gotta get thrifty and shifty.

by GrilledCheez💦 March 29, 2019

Shifty

To observe something. Similar to "Having a butchers"

"Come and have a shifty at this girl's tits"

by Madame Chelly November 24, 2007

shity hand grenade

when a woman is preforming the art of felacio and trys to stick her finger in your ass hole, you shit in her hand, and while she is looking at the shit in her hand you kick her in the back of the head hard enough to make her face hit her shity hand with enough force to make the poop shrapnel atomize and cover a wide area

jessica was sucking freds dick and stuck her finger is his ass....fred shat in that bitchs hand and roundhoused her in the back of the head....there was shit everywhere....stupid bitch wont try that again after that shity hand grenade

by c_mac December 12, 2007

shifty eyes

kind of creepy look that slightly turns you on.

Natalie definitely got shifty eyes from the hottie at the bar last night.

John and Alison were giving each other shifty eyes during lab.

by sandymaple September 10, 2010

shitty

1.as of being sorry at something such as a sport, or just sucking at things.

girl: i play basketball
boy: bet you shitty as fuck

by newman_ichy July 30, 2006

Shisty Nick

A person with a bad reputation of shistieing people out with such things as marijuana, money, and anything thats materialistic. This person is also known to steal items and sell them in bundles for low prices.

1. Shisty Nick sold me a gram of bunk weed for 10 dollars.
2. The other day, I bought a pair of shoes, some cigarrettes, a lawn mower, and a PS2 game for 20 dollars from Shisty Nick.

by C A July 23, 2008

Shifty1

1) Prase used whilst moving one's eyes from side to side in a shifty fashion, often to indicate the phrase beforehand was a lie or meant sarcastically.

2) Based upon the shortcut for an MSN emoticon.

"James you're very good at guitar... Shifty1"

"Nat doesn't drink or smoke! Shifty1"

MD: "Did you rape my Papus??"
Charlie: "No of course not! Shifty1..."

by Charlie Dimitriadis & MD Nolan October 25, 2006