semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

Semen Demon

See also: Russian Daddy.

Look out that semen demon is right behind you!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

Semen

The thing you drink on a Saturday night.

Jenna: omg I drank semen yestaday it was so gud.

Maria: you too?

by My non existent cock June 4, 2020

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

semen shotgun

The act of holding ones foreskin shut while orgasming only to release all of the semen at once in a shotgun-like manner.

Those circumcised goblins will never understand the true power of the semen shotgun.

by raisingran November 9, 2021

John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013