seized

It's basically like "pwnd" or "owned". Yell it when someone trips down a flight of stairs, or something.

Alledgedly from Halo.

Primus: *falls down stairs*
Secunda: Seized, asshole!

Primus: *is pushed down stairs by Secunda*
Secunda: Managed to seize ya!

by PJtheHatter September 10, 2006

seizurific

1. The term used to define something that is spendiforously marvelous enough to invoke a seizure

2. A feeling of excitement, euphoria, or similar emotion

30 pounds of meat followed by 30 hours of sleep was enough to ensure Bob a seizurific 2 days

by Amoeba Ninja Crossing October 17, 2008

Seis de Mayo

the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo

Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?"
Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?"
Tom: "Duuude, you were so wasted on Cinco de Mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! That must've been a killer hangover!"
Dave: "That's what why we have Seis de Mayo and aspirin."

by dbierman May 7, 2010

seinfeld

a hilarious comedy TV show about "nothing". It ran from 1990 to 1998. The main star was comedian Jerry Seinfeld, who is good at his profession. However Michael Richards, who starred as across-the-hall neighbor Cosmo Kramer was getting the lion's share of the applause and laughs until the show producers de-emphasized him in the 1996 - 1997 season, when the show's quality dropped and it just wasn't funny anymore. The series finale was sadistic and unfunny. Still, the first six seasons were great. TV hasn't been as much fun since that time.

Seinfeld comes on twice an evening on the local CW channel on week nights. Usually it's a major hoot.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007

Seis de Mayo

Hipsters' version of Cinco de Mayo, becuase if hey celibrated that, it would be too "mainstream."

Elliot: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
James: Come on, you're killin' my buzz, wait 'till tomarrow.
Elliot: What's tomarrow?
James: Seis de Mayo, cause Cinco de Mayo's too mainstream.
Elliot: oh..cool?...
James: No.. chill.

by sexypeacockfromhell October 20, 2012

Seized

When your entire life is taken away from you in the blink of an eye.

Just weeks after his 14th birthday, he was seized by a massive stroke. His parents didn't know what to do without him.

by Overdrive2005 October 26, 2014

Seihanzaisha

It means rapist

A Seihanzaisha followed Sara Egolf home that day.

by Down4People January 28, 2004