Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.

The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.

by ancestaera June 26, 2020

scratch

a whore

scratch is a whore

by clinicallydeppressedhorsecock July 15, 2021

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

Scratch-aGunner

I am on ALL platforms. At least I hope I am.

Scratch-aGunner is a totally epic gamer!! Give him a internet!! internetometer dot com/give/48017

by Scratch-aGunner March 15, 2021

Scratch

not much to know just some dumb cool website

scratch what you do when your bored

by SCARTCHERZ April 12, 2021

Ballz Scratch Day

Every year on the third of january u have to scratch ur friends ballz

Ballz Scratch Day means u need to go to ur taller friend and scratch his ballz when he is expecting the least

by YouCrying March 7, 2023

Scratch

There are many problems with the shithole of a website known as Scratch, or scratch.mit.edu. First of all, The Scratch Team is some of the worst website admins on the planet. They're the cause of why saying "crap" or "heck" will get you banned. Saying "Hey wanna hang out later?" will get you banned because of the bots that filter "hang out" as a link to the Google chatting platform, Hangouts, or linking to actual hanging. Oh yeah, there are these Scratch Warrior Cats that will annoy the hell out of you. The Scratch Warrior Cats also make cringe "memes" that aren't even memes. Stealing others' content is allowed for some reason because of their remixing "policy", which basically states you can remix a project, only change a sprite, and get away with it. It's ridiculous. There are some actually really well-made games and animations, but they get overlooked by the fame retards who make very sub-par 10-second animations with stickman characters and very basic platformers. If you criticize any popular political opinion, you're, according to the community, uneducated. If you say just the tiniest little thing negative about the LGBT community, you're considered homophobic. If you plan on joining this site, beware. If the Scratch Team weren't such dumbasses at maintaining a website, and the fame retards didn't exist on this website, maybe Scratch would be a better place.

If you don't get banned, warned, or reported by an idiotic 9-year-old, you're literally a god.

User 1: WOAH I found this really neat site called "Scratch"! Let's create an account and make a lot of projects!
User 1: *creates an account and a couple of projects*
User 2: *gasp* You said "Honestly, can people stop spamming Scratch with stuff about defunding the police. It's really annoying and I don't believe in it." !!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP!
User 2: *gets banned for saying "crap"*
User 1: Serves User 2 right for annoying me.
User 3: *creates a million harry potter fanclub studios and makes a whole bunch of fuwwy clans* hey uwu join my owo harry potter fanclub uwuuwuwuwuw and join my clannssssssss! X3
User 4: Check out my platformers and animations!!!! *links them to the crappy games and animations*
User 1: shut up, user 3.
User 1: And User 4, those projects need a little work.
User 1: *gets banned for saying "shut up" and for "bullying" by saying "those projects need a little work"*
User 1: What the fuck is this shit. I joined literally 20 fucking minutes ago.
User 2: *also banned* That's Scratch for you.

by fuckinghatemylife September 6, 2021