Sad Cunt

Amy Body home alone making a coleslaw.

Would you like some coleslaw? That Sad Cunt Amy Body made it

by Pookston June 16, 2019

Sad Trumpet

The sound made by trying to insert a flaccid penis into a farting asshole.

I tried sticking my limp dick in her ass, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.

by vinylcluck September 13, 2012

Sad Panda

A sexual position involving fellatio, makeup and crying.

When she's choking on your cock and the mascara is running down her cheeks... that makes her a sad panda.

by Offensive Nomad November 7, 2020

Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.

Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?

by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015

The big sad

Depression

P1> “Hey, how are you feeling?”
P2> “Not good, I think I have the big sad”
P1> “Maybe you should go see a doctor”
P2> “No”

by Inqu’aanate August 5, 2018

Sad ending

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.

Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.

by maphew December 4, 2013

sad face

A sudden and extreme need or desire to defecate. Sensations of despair and hopelessness prevail over all other emotions, dampening out any joy or laughter that may be surrounding the person afflicted, thus resulting in a sad face. Relieved only by the timely use of the latrine. Typically occurs after nicotine is introduced into the body.

Dude, we gotta go home now! I got sad face bad.

by Steve L. September 1, 2008