by Pookston June 16, 2019
When she's choking on your cock and the mascara is running down her cheeks... that makes her a sad panda.
by Offensive Nomad November 08, 2020
A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint August 13, 2015
by vinylcluck September 07, 2012
P1> “Hey, how are you feeling?”
P2> “Not good, I think I have the big sad”
P1> “Maybe you should go see a doctor”
P2> “No”
P2> “Not good, I think I have the big sad”
P1> “Maybe you should go see a doctor”
P2> “No”
by Inqu’aanate August 05, 2018
A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.
by maphew December 05, 2013
A sudden and extreme need or desire to defecate. Sensations of despair and hopelessness prevail over all other emotions, dampening out any joy or laughter that may be surrounding the person afflicted, thus resulting in a sad face. Relieved only by the timely use of the latrine. Typically occurs after nicotine is introduced into the body.
by Steve L. June 09, 2006