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Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.
I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.
Wife roaching by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

Rachel Ready 

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.
Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.
Rachel Ready by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013

Rachel Green Syndrome 

When you start to crush on someone because they like you. Much like Rachel falling in love with Ross after finding out he has a HUGE crush on her.
"I think I like him."
"No you don't, it's just Rachel Green Syndrome, it'll pass."
Rachel is a girl who surpasses all girls. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. She can also be loyal, kind, and trustworthy. She will always listen no matter what is going on in her own life. She gives great advice. She is a sensitive person. Above all else, her personality is incomparable to any other. Rachel is amazing.
Rachel by Ryan Livingston June 9, 2016

you dont know rachel 

You have officially fucked up. You have obviously done something hurtful, mean, or just some stupid shit to piss rachel off. There will most definately be a reaction to your action.
Oh damn, you gonna get it now, you dont know rachel!
RACHAEL is the superior spelling and the only way to spell RACHAEL